Monday, December 21, 2009

My pets 1 of 5

So I actually have more than 5 but I will start with the three cats and 2 dogs, since they are the most entertaining. Tonight I will start with Fat E(nourmous) Cat, FatE is cat number one. The cat in charge, she hits the hardest and so always gets the food first, the best spot on the bed etc. The best spot btw is in the crook of Dave's arm. Dave has to lay on his side (facing *in*) and let the Fat have her spot when we go to bed. FatE is also in charge of any and all napping. She will stroll into the bedroom at random hours of the day and summon us by yowling for us to come nap! The Fat is also much to dignified to play. She will deny it if you ever see her acting silly.... She especially would never sit under the Christmas tree looking innocent... and then *WHAP* knock an ornament off the tree.... or "kill" toy mouses and *yowl* about it. She likes to cat people, especially Dave but will settle for me if she's cold and there is no one else available. She also has a hair fetish... especially damp hair. She will wallow and rub herself all over my head. She sometimes gets a little too excited and starts using teeth... that's when she gets psst-ed at and chased off. She demands water in her bowl by *Mowing!* at you when you get something to drink. She thinks most strangers are scary monsters, unless they have damp hair.... She hates the weasels cause they *won't stop sniffing her!!* but will sometimes play (not Fat!?!) with them. She is a land based Fat, she doesn't really like being picked up and held but once she has been picked up will try her desperation purrs on you so you will put her down. She also has settling purrs, and I want something purrs, and catting purrs. She hates it when you slurp the milk in your cereal cause she thinks you're drinking it all and she won't get any. Seriously, she will cry if you slurp.... She won't eat all the food in her bowl unless we are home. And usually has to have a bedtime snack before she will come to bed. She knows the word Turkey and will cry for it if we ask her if she wants some. I think that pretty much sums up The Fat.